My daughters' obsession with my hair, part 2

The next day . . .

In which Savannah continues yesterday's facial hair conversation . .

Savannah, looking at my reflection in the mirror: "Dad, you shaved!"

Me: "Yes, I--"

Savannah: "I told you not to shave! I want you to grow a beard! You look ugly with a bald face!"

Well, it's a matter of degree, my dear child. I may look ugly with a bald face, but I look even worse with a hairy one.

If you'd like a second opinion, you could always ask your mother what she thinks.

Sincerely,

A man who wants to stay on his wife's good side.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B: