Showing posts with label muscles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label muscles. Show all posts

Friday, September 16, 2016

Weak Brothers, Muscular Brothers

Sometimes my kids come up with the most random comments about stuff. Yesterday, I was talking to my 6 y/o daughter and she asked me about her Uncle Randy, who towers over me.
C: "Dad, is he older than you?"
Me: "No. I'm older than him."
A confused C., pointing to my sternum: "If you are older than him, then he should only be this high on you."
Me: "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I weigh more than he does."
C: "Because he's really weak?"
LOL. That's right, kid. Compared to my little brother, I'm just one solid mass of muscle. He got the height, and I got the finely chiseled, muscular physique.
smh