Friday, September 16, 2016

Weak Brothers, Muscular Brothers

Sometimes my kids come up with the most random comments about stuff. Yesterday, I was talking to my 6 y/o daughter and she asked me about her Uncle Randy, who towers over me.
C: "Dad, is he older than you?"
Me: "No. I'm older than him."
A confused C., pointing to my sternum: "If you are older than him, then he should only be this high on you."
Me: "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I weigh more than he does."
C: "Because he's really weak?"
LOL. That's right, kid. Compared to my little brother, I'm just one solid mass of muscle. He got the height, and I got the finely chiseled, muscular physique.
smh

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