L: "Dad, you're not like Gru." (the main character from the movie "Despicable Me")
Me (cautious, unwilling to supply the child with any ammo): "Yeah. I'm a little different."
L: "You don't have skinny legs--"
Me <thinking>: Oh, crap! Here it comes.
L: ". . . and you don't get big around the middle as you go up from your legs. And you're not bald."
Wait! What?! I'm NOT bald? This from Leila? Stop the presses! Somebody write this down and record it for posterity!
That kid never ceases to surprise.
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